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Monday, November 21, 2016

Presidential Guardians Prologue

It's just a feeling

It's just a feeling


I’m a failure…


Anger. Moments ago, she slept, at peace. For me, a brief respite from the emotional turmoil of her humanity. Upon awakening, the anger strikes me with a palpable force. Waves of anger, each cresting with that momentous crashing, swirling cacophony of emotions. Then the lull as the wave grows, climbs upward, the anger reaching the pinnacle, the explosion within her own mind as to events, hatreds, conversations or how I said good morning to her. I can't read the words in her mind, I feel her emotions. The worst yet. It's over. I know it. I've stayed with her for five days. Not the longest, nor the shortest. That process women use to justify their decision takes time. She's experiencing the whole gamut of emotional conflicts within her own mind. The anger is winning. The decision made long before retreating to the bathroom for her internal argument with herself. I know the outcome, she isn't the first. It's always the same. Gradually her anger fades, the conscious decision made. Relief.  
I gather up my possessions: a few pairs of jeans and shirts. Some soiled underclothes. It would appear that in my usual drunken stupor last evening I had vomited on the pile of my clothing. There’s a bottle of whiskey. Way more than a few gulps left. I take care of it.
Keeping my clothing in a pile is normal. I never stay long at any one woman's place. It never lasts. This one comes out of the bathroom, staring at me, ready to speak yet unable to form the words. God, what was her name. I was drunk when she told me. I don’t remember everything when intoxicated. It never works the way women want. I make it easier for her. "I think you want to toss me out."
Nodding rapidly, she starts to cry. "Denny, I'm sorry. I mean the sex is great. Oh my God, the sex is incredible. God!" And her knees buckle a bit in remembrance. "But Denny, you need help."
Sheesh, she’s right about that. I do one thing well. My curse affords me that insight. That talent I suppose. But the great sex can never overshadow that need, my overwhelming absolute compulsion to drink myself into a stupor, attempting to make the curse partially disappear. The curse never abates, it’s always with me. Always. I can feel her anger, her desire to mother me and make my world better. Perhaps less drunk.
"Yeah, I know. But not today. Thanks for letting me crash. You're the best."
As I walk toward the door, she cries out, "Denny, get some help. And then please come back, please!"
That plaintive cry tells me so much. Women like sex. And a guy that does that one thing well is worth tolerating his shit, just to achieve that pleasure. I carry around a lot of shit.
I walk out of the apartment building and down the street a bit to a bus bench. There I sit and wonder which bar I should go to. Or if it’s worth it to wash my clothes. They do kinda stink a bit.
A man, an odd man, wearing a dark blue suit with white shirt and conservative tie sits next to me. Not odd in dress, even though it’s summer, but odd in that I feel nothing. Nothing. It’s as if his life force does not occur here in this plane of existence. I feel the presence of everybody. Every single person around me. Always. I don't feel him.
I reach out and poke him in the arm. He gives a smile. "Yeah Dennis, I'm real."
If the intent is to dazzle me, there's some success. "And, why would you think that?"
"Oh Dennis, I know a great deal bout you." Said with a slight drawl.
Only a bit curious, I mean really, so what. There could be many people of whom their private emotions are indeed, private. Hundreds maybe. I haven't met any, but that in itself does not preclude the possibility of them existing. Some might take an interest in me. "Yes, but why?"
One corner of his mouth turns down in a sort of half frown, half acknowledgement that I show some interest. Then he asks, "What's your plan right now?"
Odd question. That did in fact put the ball in my court to bat around a bit. "Well, I suppose I can tell you. Go to a bar for midmorning drinking.  Then find some woman."
No change in expression from him this time. "Ya got any money?"
"Are you offering?"
"Just curious. But then you do seem to got that nickname, Dennis the Menace. Nice conversion of your name, Dennis Menaccio."
"What are you implying?" A bit offended and unsure where this is going.
"I implied nuthin, it’s just one facet of you I find interesting. Show me that trick you done with the credit card. I don’t think ever seen it done quite the way you done it."
Now I stand, angry at myself a little for engaging with the man this long. "Look buddy, I don't know who you are, but I think we need to part ways."
"Sit down Dennis, please. I ain’t a cop or nuttin. I just wanna talk." The man smiles, waves his hand toward the place on the bench that I vacated. I sit. Unsure of at this point.
"What do you want to talk about?" I ask.
"Your life."
I wait a moment for him to expand on that rather cryptic statement. He doesn't. That last quarter of the bottle of whiskey is starting to cloud my mind. It was a big bottle. I still draw a blank from the man. No emotions, nothing. I suppose he’s like a Vulcan or some science fictional character. Nothing. Okay, my turn. "So, you want to condemn, to criticize, to learn? What do you want to talk about?"
He looks directly at me and his head sort of cocks to the left a bit, his one eyebrow arches. Holy crap, just like Spock. "Dennis, are you happy?" He asks.
"Define happy."
Now it’s his turn to look perplexed. "All right. Happy. Ain’t referring to that transient happiness of the masses. Like that feelin of satisfaction right after sex. Or really any the emotional expressions of perceived happiness very nearly every single person out there in the world uses ta hide their true feelings. Not that facade. I don’t care bout at, and I know you understand exactly what I'm talkin bout."
Taking a break, he half turns on the bench and crosses his legs before continuing. "What I mean is true happiness. Satisfaction in knowing your place in this world, what you perceive to be your specific role in society and are you executing your existence in a manner to satisfy your basic and primal need to be something, someone? Anyone!" That last spat out with vehemence.
I understand. "You're cursed. Like I am."
"No Dennis, not Cursed. We both be Gifted." he says softly. "And I can help you."

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